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Lasts Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity…
- I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
- Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
More Lasts Quotes
- Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. — Aristotle
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Fight to the last gasp. — William Shakespeare
- No government can be maintained without the principle of fear as well as duty. Good men will obey the last, but bad… — Thomas Jefferson
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public. — Samuel Johnson
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson