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Kid Quotes by Steven Wright
- When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
- When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
- I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm…
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
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- When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. — Dave Attell
- I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself - boys didn't… — Amy Adams
- Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry
- I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler