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Kid Quotes by John Green
- If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.
- We have this habit of romanticizing the lives of writers. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, 'I want to be Kurt…
- He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and…
- Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You…
- I hope you didn't bring the Asian kid along thinking he's a computer genius. Because I'm not," Takumi said.
- But once that string gets cut, kid, you can't uncut it. Do you get what I'm saying?
- There is only one things in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it…
- One swing set, well worn but structurally sound, seeks new home. Make memories with your kid or kids so that someday he or she or…
- Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and…
- I hadn’t read a real series like that since I was a kid, and it was exciting to live again in an infinite fiction.
- It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid.…
- This is what happens: somebody—girl usually—got a free spirit, doesn't get on too good with her parents. These kids, they're like tied-down helium balloons. They…
- I pointed at the little kids goading each other to jump from rib cage to shoulder and Gus answered just loud enough for me to…
- If you were to go, and hopefully someday you will, you would see a lot of paintings of dead people. You'd see Jesus on the…
- You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.
- She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." - Alaska
- Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrens librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You…
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- My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals. — Sebastian Bach
- I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore. — Annie Baker
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