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Jokes Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high…
- You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
- I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
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