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- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity…
- Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money…
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's…
- I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk…
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
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