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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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These people live again in print as intensely as when their images were captured on old dry plates of sixty years ago...…
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you…
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Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
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If I told you all the people that have secretly told me I've influenced them, you'd never believe it, and you'll never…
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'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.
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Sarcasm is lost in print.
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I try to keep all my novels in print. Sometimes publishers don't agree with me as to their worth.
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With a face like mine, I do better in print.
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The simplest definition of advertising, and one that will probably meet the test of critical examination, is that advertising is selling in…
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I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I'll go ahead and put that in print.…
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Of the modern critics, although I disagree with almost everything she says, I admire Mary McCarthy's eloquence and social observation in 'Sights…
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One, I have a wonderful publisher, Black Sparrow Press; as long as they exist, they will keep me in print. And they…
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