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I Thought Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said,…
- I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but…
- Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
- I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names
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- I thought 'Out of Africa' would be a beautiful ballet. — Amy Adams