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I Think Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
- I think they named the orange before the carrot.
- I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm...…
- I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
- I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you…
- I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering.…
- I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks…
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it…
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
- I think the Worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades
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