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I Saw Quotes by Jack Handey
- I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
- One day I saw a big kid beating up a little kid. I went over to the little kid and gave him a swift kick.…
- Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got…
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