"One day I saw a big kid beating……" — Jack Handey

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• I was ten when I got my first serious beating. It was rough. — David Bailey
• I'm a complete hypochondriac. If my heart starts beating a little faster than normal, I think I'm having an attack. — Antonio Banderas
• To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire
• Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart. — Henry Ward Beecher
• Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that… — Ambrose Bierce
• Don't give up, be positive and if you know someone who knows someone at a record company don't stop beating… — Mary J. Blige
• Sad will be the day for any man when he becomes contented with the thoughts he is thinking and the… — Phillips Brooks
• Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons. — Samuel Butler
• If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. — Muhammad Ali
• Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. — Coco Chanel
• I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. — Woody Allen
• I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your… — Kate Beckinsale

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