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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said… — P.G. Wodehouse
[Theodore Roosevelt] was a naturalist on the broadest grounds, uniting much technical knowledge with knowledge of the daily lives and habits of all forms of… — John Burroughs
I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That was before I… — Jimi Hendrix
Every day I go out and climb, like a dancer who works on his dance. He probably has some goals, some pieces he would like… — John Bachar
He [George Harrison] told me he really, really admired John [Lennon]. He probably wanted John's acceptance pretty bad, you know? — Tom Petty
Bruce Sterling is one terrific writer and he's relatively new, but I don't know how long he's been doing it; he probably doesn't need the… — Larry Niven
Al Gore likes to say that mankind puts 70 million tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every day. What he probably doesn't know is… — Roy Spencer
Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke. — Frankie Boyle
Suppose we concede that if I had been born of Muslim parents in Morocco rather than Christian parents in Michigan, my beliefs would be quite… — Alvin Plantinga
To choose a writer for a friend is like palling around with your cardiologist, who might be musing as you talk to him that you… — Anatole Broyard
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
One day I saw a big kid beating up a little kid. I went over to the little kid and gave him a swift kick.… — Jack Handey
It has been our experience that if a young man decides to go on a mission, he can not only play well when he returns,… — LaVell Edwards
At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon -… — Charlie Brooker
If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn. — Andy Borowitz
Every once in a while someone along the road lets us know how far behind we are. A man shouts: â€˜Faster!â€™ He probably thinks bicycle… — Tim Krabbe
A collective insanity seemed to have seized the nation and turned them into something worse than beasts. The princess de Lamballe, Marie Antoinette's intimate friend,… — J. Christopher Herold
Chad was in the right spot. He got a little aggressive with the third shot there. He probably didn't want that putt he had there… — Hal Sutton
Basically, me and Ed Sheeran are kind of Twitter friends - well, I say that. He probably just thinks I'm weird. — Maisie Williams
I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to read the script… — Preston Sturges

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