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I Said Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult…
- I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the…
- I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said,…
- I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
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