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Hour Quotes by Dave Barry
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
- Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
- At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt…
- Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time by perspiring freely…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you…
- A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
More Hour Quotes
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are. I am… — Tom Baker
- A mother's life, you see, is one long succession of dramas, now soft and tender, now terrible. Not an hour but has… — Honore de Balzac
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I do yoga every morning, then I run for half an hour and take a sauna. — Antonio Banderas
- I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30 to 45… — Travis Barker
- Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing a bunch… — Travis Barker
- Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not… — P T Barnum
- Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
- The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest… — James M. Barrie
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry
- The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. — Lynda Barry