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- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take…
- Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.
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