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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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To me, every hour of the light and dark is a miracle. Every cubic inch of space is a miracle.
— Walt Whitman
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Even our misfortunes are a part of our belongings.
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Still ours the dance, the feast, the glorious Psalm, The mystic lights of emblem, and the Word.
— Emma Lazarus
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Eid is a time of joy, after a season of fasting and prayer and reflection. Each year, the end of Ramadan means…
— George W. Bush
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Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart
— Hannah Szenes
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The miracle, of course, was not that the oil for the sacred light - in a little cruse - lasted as long…
— Charles Reznikoff
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Now, near the Winter Solstice, it is good to light candles. All the nice meanings of bringing light to the world can…
— Ralph Levy
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We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the…
— Ralph Levy
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President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even…
— Conan O'Brien
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Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas,…
— Fred Melamed
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...A fuel-less flame is nothing but a wraith, However wrought, if unsustained by passion.
— Nick Gordon
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Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
— Gautama Buddha
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