"President Obama held a ceremony at the White……" — Conan O'Brien
"President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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Stop saying these negative things about yourself. Look in the mirror and find something about yourself that's positive and celebrate…
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I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate…
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Countries around the world are celebrating new oil and natural gas discoveries that hold the promise of greater prosperity for…
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I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before…
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But there is a difference here: When Jewish children are murdered, Arabs celebrate the deed. The death of an Arab…
— Theodore Bikel
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We are increasingly recognising and accepting, respecting and celebrating, our cultural diversity.
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And we can celebrate when we have a government that has earned back the trust of the people it serves...…
— John Boehner
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Come on... when you're running, if you see you're going to win, you're going to celebrate.
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Oh yes, there's lots of great food in America. But the fast food is about as destructive and evil as…
— Anthony Bourdain
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As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson…
— Jackson Browne
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let…
— Art Buchwald
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I'm a really, really optimistic and really, really positive person. My main thing is, 'Enjoy life. Celebrate life.'
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