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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.
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The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as…
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I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.
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I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate…
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got…
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The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses…
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I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative…
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Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side
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