Hamsters Quotes

41 quotes by 40 authors

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work… — Scott Adams
I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like… — Robin Williams
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking… — Cristiano Ronaldo
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie
I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time… — Dave Barry
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to… — Bill Maher
The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses swarmed with the… — P.J. O'Rourke
I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a… — Jeremy Paxman
Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side — Robert M. Sapolsky
Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and send the tweets… — Joshua Ferris
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and… — Raymond Briggs
But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much… — Woody Harrelson
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never… — George Bernard Shaw
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. — Robert Fulghum
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I… — Blaize Clement
Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to… — Tana French
I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with… — Vince Vaughn
One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a… — Sean Hannity

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