Hamsters Quotes
41 quotes by 40 authors
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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work…
— Scott Adams
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like…
— Robin Williams
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The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.
— Joanna Trollope
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The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking…
— Cristiano Ronaldo
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I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.
— Shane Richie
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I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
— Dave Barry
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
— Bill Bailey
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New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to…
— Bill Maher
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The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses swarmed with the…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a…
— Jeremy Paxman
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Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side
— Robert M. Sapolsky
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Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and send the tweets…
— Joshua Ferris
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I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and…
— Raymond Briggs
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But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much…
— Woody Harrelson
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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we.
— Robert Fulghum
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I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I…
— Blaize Clement
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Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to…
— Tana French
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I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with…
— Vince Vaughn
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One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a…
— Sean Hannity
Who Wrote These Hamsters Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 41 Hamsters Quotes, led by these top contributors: