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• Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers.… — Scott Adams
• I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track… — Robin Williams
• The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope
• The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as… — Cristiano Ronaldo
• I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie
• I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate… — Dave Barry
• I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey
• New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got… — Bill Maher
• The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses… — P.J. O'Rourke
• I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative… — Jeremy Paxman
• Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side — Robert M. Sapolsky
• Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and… — Joshua Ferris

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