Hamsters Quotes

41 quotes by 40 authors

I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy. — Luke Evans
DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet. — David Ulevitch
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was… — Graham Chapman
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) — Gerard Way
While I liked hamsters, too, the Habitrail cage was expensive. Even I could see that the interconnecting boxes, tubes, and spheres could easily bankrupt a… — Augusten Burroughs
I've lived here ... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons lie in rotted-out… — Jennifer McMahon
The hamster called. He wants his home back. — James Patterson
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasnâ€™t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my… — Janet Evanovich
At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At… — Kelley Armstrong
If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a… — Rick Riordan
Yeah, well, donâ€™t worry about it. Iâ€™ve never met a Daimon yet I couldnâ€™t take. (Wulf) Guess again, little brother. You just met one, and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it… — Clive Barker
Lissa knelt down, compassion on her face. I wasn't surprised, since she'd always had a thing for animals. She'd lectured me for days after I'd… — Richelle Mead
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the… — Angie Sage
Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries — John Cleese
Adrenaline kicks you in when youâ€™re starving. Thatâ€™s what nobody understands. Except for being hungry and cold, most of the time I feel like I… — Laurie Halse Anderson
And then the turbines generate electricity that goes into the whole town." "You mean they aren't powered by giant hamsters on wheels? I was misinformed. — Michael Grant
Haven't had your fill of interesting events?" "Never. They are the spice of life." She held up her half-finished hat. "How do you like it?"… — Christopher Paolini
I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. — Jim Butcher

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