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Half Quotes by George Carlin
- The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced…
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
- May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
- How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the…
- Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
- You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I…
- Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too…
- We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.
- Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
More Half Quotes
- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
- Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this… — Rowan Atkinson
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished. — Marcus Aurelius
- To flatter and follow others, without being flattered and followed in turn, is but a state of half enjoyment. — Jane Austen
- One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. — Jane Austen
- I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. — Teresa of Avila
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals. — Sebastian Bach
- One of the factors a country's economy depends on is human capital. If you don't provide women with adequate access to healthcare,… — Michelle Bachelet
- A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. — Francis Bacon