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Best Guy Quotes by Jack Handey
- Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't…
- I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call…
- A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to…
- Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around.
- Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and twisted…
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