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Going Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.
- My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If…
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
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