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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Popular God Had Wanted quotes from across the collection:
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
— Dave Barry
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If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
— Brian Clough
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But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
— Clare Boothe Luce
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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
— Jesse Helms
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If God had wanted to become an object of love, he would first of all have had to forgo judging and justice…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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We were all created in His image, and yet we were each created different and unique. No two people are alike. No…
— Elif Safak
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If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines.
— Robert Breault
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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
— Mike Ditka
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
— Jay Leno
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
— Janet Evanovich
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If God had wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths rather than two ears.
— Ken Blanchard
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