God Had Wanted Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

• If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. — Dave Barry
• If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there. — Brian Clough
• But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain? — Clare Boothe Luce
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles. — Jesse Helms
• If God had wanted to become an object of love, he would first of all have had to forgo judging and justice : a judge,… — Friedrich Nietzsche
• We were all created in His image, and yet we were each created different and unique. No two people are alike. No two hearts beat… — Elif Safak
• If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines. — Robert Breault
• If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
• If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms. — Mike Ditka
• If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. — Jay Leno
• If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. — Janet Evanovich
• If God had wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths rather than two ears. — Ken Blanchard
• Young man, if God had wanted you to see me that way, he would have put your eyes in your bellybutton. — Lillian Gish
• If god had wanted more sheep he'd have given us all a lot more hair... — Ritu Ghatourey
• I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
• I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
• Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we… — Married With Children

Who Wrote These God Had Wanted Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 God Had Wanted Quotes as follows:

• 2 God Had Wanted Quotes by Joan Rivers
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Dave Barry
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Brian Clough
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Clare Boothe Luce
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Jesse Helms
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Elif Safak
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Robert Breault
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Mike Ditka
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Janet Evanovich
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Ken Blanchard
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Lillian Gish
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Ritu Ghatourey
• 1 God Had Wanted Quote by Married With Children