God Had Wanted Quotes
17 quotes by 16 authors
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
— Dave Barry
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If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
— Brian Clough
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But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
— Clare Boothe Luce
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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
— Jesse Helms
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If God had wanted to become an object of love, he would first of all have had to forgo judging and justice : a judge,…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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We were all created in His image, and yet we were each created different and unique. No two people are alike. No two hearts beat…
— Elif Safak
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If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines.
— Robert Breault
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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
— Mike Ditka
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
— Jay Leno
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
— Janet Evanovich
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If God had wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths rather than two ears.
— Ken Blanchard
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Young man, if God had wanted you to see me that way, he would have put your eyes in your bellybutton.
— Lillian Gish
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If god had wanted more sheep he'd have given us all a lot more hair...
— Ritu Ghatourey
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
— Joan Rivers
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
— Joan Rivers
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Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we…
— Married With Children
Who Wrote These God Had Wanted Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 17 God Had Wanted Quotes as follows: