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• If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. — Dave Barry
• If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there. — Brian Clough
• But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain? — Clare Boothe Luce
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles. — Jesse Helms
• If God had wanted to become an object of love, he would first of all have had to forgo judging and justice… — Friedrich Nietzsche
• We were all created in His image, and yet we were each created different and unique. No two people are alike. No… — Elif Safak
• If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines. — Robert Breault
• If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
• If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms. — Mike Ditka
• If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. — Jay Leno
• If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. — Janet Evanovich
• If God had wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths rather than two ears. — Ken Blanchard

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