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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in…
— Sophia Bush
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Everything gets old if you do it often enough.
— Ellen Burstyn
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The Land of Faery, Where nobody gets old and godly and grave, Where nobody gets old and crafty and wise, Where nobody…
— William Butler Yeats
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If it was never new and it never gets old, then it's a folk song
— Oscar Isaac
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Losing gets old. It's just been a heck of a month, to be honest with you.
— Alan Trammell
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When one gets old and they are sick, there are not many things they can count on but they should be able…
— Barbara Mikulski
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real…
— Jack Handey
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One of the few graces of getting old-and God knows there are few graces-is that if you've worked hard and kept your…
— Maurice Sendak
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That's how our system works. It's a giant con game. One thing gets old, then you have to buy the next thing…
— Tim Tharp
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Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.
— Dick Gregory
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We have to avoid the spiritual sickness of a self-referentia l church. It's true that when you get out into the street,…
— Pope Francis
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I think that open tunings are a trap really because it's really hard not to sound like an open tuning when your…
— Leo Kottke
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