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• I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in… — Sophia Bush
• Everything gets old if you do it often enough. — Ellen Burstyn
• The Land of Faery, Where nobody gets old and godly and grave, Where nobody gets old and crafty and wise, Where nobody… — William Butler Yeats
• If it was never new and it never gets old, then it's a folk song — Oscar Isaac
• Losing gets old. It's just been a heck of a month, to be honest with you. — Alan Trammell
• When one gets old and they are sick, there are not many things they can count on but they should be able… — Barbara Mikulski
• If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real… — Jack Handey
• One of the few graces of getting old-and God knows there are few graces-is that if you've worked hard and kept your… — Maurice Sendak
• That's how our system works. It's a giant con game. One thing gets old, then you have to buy the next thing… — Tim Tharp
• Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old. — Dick Gregory
• We have to avoid the spiritual sickness of a self-referentia l church. It's true that when you get out into the street,… — Pope Francis
• I think that open tunings are a trap really because it's really hard not to sound like an open tuning when your… — Leo Kottke

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