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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I should try to get some sleep as one doesn't know what tomorrow may bring
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Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some…
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Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the…
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I stared at myself in the mirror. Okay, just ugh. I had to get some sleep tonight - the bags under my…
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Sit back and get some sleep. Oh great. So if we have an accident and I'm asleep my resistance toward fighting death…
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shane:do we have a choice michael:dont think so shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go get eaten.at least then i can get…
— Rachel Caine
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You get some sleep, Abigail," Townsend told her. "I'll keep watch." "That's very gracious of you, but being that we're on an…
— Ally Carter
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Counting blessings then counting sheep, favorite song is on repeat, it's time we all get some sleep.
— Raghib Clitso
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When the night is someone else's, and you're trying to get some sleep; when you're thoughts are too expensive, to ever want…
— Unknown Author
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I'm gonna get fired if I don't get some sleep, my long lost buddies say I'm gettin' in too deep.
— Tim McGraw
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