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Get Hit Quotes by Jack Handey
- Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The…
- I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by…
More Get Hit Quotes
- My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing… — Corbin Bleu
- Fortunately for a quarterback, you can play for a long time because you don't get hit very often. — Tom Brady
- Playing hockey, there were a lot of guys bigger than me, so I knew I was going to get hit and have… — Mike Weir
- Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. — George Raveling
- What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions wil be answered after we die. We spend our whole… — John Ryman
- Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith
- A high school student shouldn't smoke cigarettes. You can't comfort someone with money either. And fooling around with someone's feelings...Trying out someone… — Cheon Eunbi
- I run upright mostly when I see daylight, so if you watch film you'll see I don't get hit in the chest… — Eric Dickerson
- There will always be a business cycle, and white-collar workers will get hit in the next recession like they always do in… — Robert Reich
- Well, of course a boxing match is hard because boxing isn't set for you to do good. You have to force your… — Evander Holyfield
- I’m not in this sport to see how hard I can get hit or to see how many big punches I can… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
- I have argued in the past, and would again, if we had been able to pre-empt the attacks of 9/11 would we… — Dick Cheney