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Funny Drinking Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
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- I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler
- A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today… — Winston Churchill
- I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,… — Mark Twain
- I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
- Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney
- Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. — Jim Jefferies
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Kinky Friedman