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Fun Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
- I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you…
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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