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Four Quotes by George Carlin
- How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the…
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the…
- Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
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- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
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- The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done. — Arthur Balfour
- It's a question of spreading the available energy, aerobic and anaerobic, evenly over four minutes. If you run one part too fast,… — Roger Bannister
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