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First Quotes by W.C. Fields
- How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on…
- Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
- First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
- What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which…
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it
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