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First Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone…
- At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then…
- I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin…
- Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
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