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Eating Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
- Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's…
- I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and…
- If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or…
- Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as…
- If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts…
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
More Eating Quotes
- If one of the arguments against eating meat is to do with cruelty and animal intelligence, then lab meat avoids that. There's… — Margaret Atwood
- It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance, to be… — David Bailey
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it,… — Drew Barrymore
- Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. — Bruce Barton
- Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls. — Bruce Barton
- As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The… — Mario Batali
- Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution, and it was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress… — Glenn Beck
- I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday,… — Kristen Bell
- If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it… — Lewis Black
- Our children's health and well-being are dependent on our commitment to promoting food access and good eating habits at home, at school… — Rod Blagojevich