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• In a land of immigrants, one was not an alien but simply the latest arrival. — Rudolf Arnheim
• I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages… — Russell Baker
• Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state. — Ambrose Bierce
• Everyone's quick to blame the alien. — Aeschylus
• I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people. — Orson Scott Card
• Boarding school didn't feel like my world, I felt like an alien; people there had a lot of money. — Julian Casablancas
• The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all… — Noam Chomsky
• There are many Latino writers as talented as I am, but because we are published through small presses, our books… — Sandra Cisneros
• I feel... sexier, I think, with short hair. I feel like an alien! — Pamela Anderson
• The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. — Jennifer Aniston
• Wide open and unguarded stand our gates And through them presses a wild motley throng Men from the Volga and… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
• The Alien bill proposed in the Senate is a monster that must forever disgrace its parents. — James Madison

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