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• Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter
• My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan
• Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell
• Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Unknown Author
• Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
• You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Unknown Author
• In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was… — Ed O'Neill
• What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer... — Joe Teti
• And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker… — Rick Derringer
• An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general… — John Updike
• Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill
• God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher

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