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Down Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food…
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in.…
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the…
- Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget…
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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