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- When life pushes you down, take a nap.
- Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family.
- Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat..
- Everybody is tweeting from work. No wondering why the world economy is going down the drain.
- My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business.
- This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's…
- True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant.
- My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means? I said, The…
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- I feel the tears slowly rolling down my eyes and suddenly the tears wont stop.
- Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down.
- If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up.
- Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us sit down and shut…
- MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do…
- A girl ties you down. The woman ties you up.
- If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have?? A F*****G GOODYEAR!
- I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
- Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
- Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
- Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.
- If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.
- There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop and smell some…
- Did It Hurt?... When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
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