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Doors Quotes by Jack Handey
- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been…
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
- Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the…
- A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet,…
- If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm…
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- I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors. — Stephen Baldwin
- Another friend hired me to open doors for him in the moving and relocation business. I did that for 10 years, am… — Ernie Banks
- Black women have always been these vixens, these animalistic erotic women. Why can't we just be the sexy American girl next door? — Tyra Banks
- I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of… — Todd Barry
- I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of… — Drew Barrymore
- Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. — John Barrymore
- I come from an Italian family. One of the greatest and most profound expressions we would ever use in conversations or arguments… — Mario Batali
- In my native Boulder County, Colorado, the fracking fanatics are out in force. They are marching door-to-door, petitions and mythology in hand,… — Bob Beauprez
- When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do… — Alexander Graham Bell
- Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open. — Alexander Graham Bell