"If there was a terrible storm outside, but……" — Jack Handey
"If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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Carl did not want to believe. He wanted to know.
— Ann Druyan
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I think a lot of my interest in history now isn't so much in places and names and texts and…
— Sufjan Stevens
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I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me.
— Whoopi Goldberg
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As my old professor Carl Sagan said so often, 'When you’re in love, you want to tell the world.’ And…
— Bill Nye
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I have also heard and read various accounts of why they [Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner] liked me. My favorites?…
— Dick Van Dyke
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Carl Lewis wasn't a great sprinter. He could only run fast for like 9 seconds.
— Serge Ibaka
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Victory with honor and integrity is the real goal of sport. Sometimes it happens that others are better than you.…
— Unknown Author
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Back in the 1930s, Carl Jung, the eminent thinker and psychologist, put it this way: Criticism has 'the power to…
— Donald O. Clifton
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I liked working in advertising, but don't believe my taste in art, such as it is, was entirely formed by…
— Charles Saatchi
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Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad's lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis and others…
— Michelle Obama
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The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl Sandburg once said to me, by…
— Van Wyck Brooks
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Of course, Marxism is an example of what Carl Popper would have called a 'World Three' structure, in that it's…
— Alan Moore
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