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Dollar Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.
- I saw some two-dollar bills today - They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of…
More Dollar Quotes
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- Every man should make up his mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other… — E. H. Harriman
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- During the campaign for re-election, Barack Obama at least made vague references to a willingness to accept $3 trillion of reduced spending… — Bob Beauprez
- Don't solicit feedback on your product, idea or your business just for validation purposes. You want to tell the people who can… — Sara Blakely
- The risk presented by these lethal wastes is like no other risk, and we should not be expected to accept it or… — David R. Brower
- There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. — Wernher von Braun
- In the zero-sum budget game, every dollar spent on this problem [illegal immigration] must be taken from somewhere else....No, we should not… — Leon Panetta