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Dogs Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are…
- I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be…
- I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
- People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field…
- If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape…
More Dogs Quotes
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them… — Dave Barry
- You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in… — Max Beerbohm
- I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats,… — Kristen Bell
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley
- A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley
- Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
- I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and… — Elayne Boosler
- Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. — Elayne Boosler