"Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are……" — Elayne Boosler
"Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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