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Doe Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs…
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she…
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