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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I'm the kind of person who just can't wait to get on a train and not know where I'm going. I definitely…
— Summer Altice
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When I was younger, there were moments where I said, 'I'm not going to have children.' And then moments when I wanted…
— Beyonce Knowles
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I definitely want to teach my daughter Spanish.
— Victor Cruz
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I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to…
— Kate Clinton
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I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
— David Beckham
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I definitely want to go back to the theatre. It is hard work, it is repetitive, but it is intensely rewarding,
— Matthew Rhys
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I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
— Nicole Polizzi
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My mom raised me with the idea of doing public service, and I definitely want to go in that direction. But I…
— Patrick Schwarzenegger
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I feel like nobody can stop me off the dribble. At crunch time, we're looking for somebody to score and I definitely…
— Rajon Rondo
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I definitely want to show how beautiful the marathon can be. I am the opponent of all those who find the marathon…
— Unknown Author
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I am working on my nightclub act, definitely want to do more singing.
— Keith David
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Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but…
— Michael Bay
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