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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching…
— Joan Collins
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Self expression is the new entertainment, We never used to question why people sit on the couch for seven hours a day…
— Arianna Huffington
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It is indeed immensely picturesque. I can fancy sitting all a summer's day watching its shadows shorten and lengthen again, and drawing…
— Henry James
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Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching…
— Dave Barry
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I just want to go through Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people. I miss that.
— Barack Obama
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From this experience, I understood the danger of focusing only on what isn't there. What if I came to the end of…
— Arthur Golden
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And I'm suppose to sit by while you date boys and fall in love with someone else, get married...?" His voice tightened.…
— Cassandra Clare
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Why, he wondered, should he remember her suddenly, on such a day, watching the rain falling on the apple trees?
— Daphne du Maurier
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