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Cry Quotes by Jack Handey
- If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why…
- A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go…
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
More Cry Quotes
- Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
- Crying wolf is a real danger. — David Attenborough
- I am more and more convinced that man is a dangerous creature and that power, whether vested in many or a few,… — Abigail Adams
- People can cry much easier than they can change. — James A. Baldwin
- I cry a lot, you know. Which is very difficult for a man to recognise, but I do. I cry in movies,… — Antonio Banderas
- It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that'… — Douglas Adams
- I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make… — Joey Lauren Adams
- The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries with terror before being defeated. — Charles Baudelaire
- I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. — Pierre Beaumarchais
- Crying is really bad for your vocal cords. — Adele
- It is not whether you really cry. It's whether the audience thinks you are crying. — Ingrid Bergman
- Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would… — Ambrose Bierce