"A funny thing is if you're out hiking……" — Jack Handey

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets… - Jack Handey

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."

— Jack Handey

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