Funny Things Quotes

247 quotes by 229 authors

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can… — Rowan Atkinson
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of… — Todd Barry
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on… — Richard Branson
The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but… — Malin Akerman
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis
Now it is a funny thing about life. If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. If you utterly… — W. Somerset Maugham
I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on… — Chelsea Clinton
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson
There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That's why… — Jonathan Coulton
Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. — Hans Ree
I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people… — Mindy Kaling
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs… — Jaime King
I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now… — Ronny Cox
The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch.… — Ted Allen
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. — Buster Keaton
The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . .… — Buster Keaton
The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a… — Mel Smith
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. — Ed Wynn

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